The Artful Kiss

One must start with a meticulously clean orifice

Before another will even approach

This is not meant to insult

For longer than you can imagine

I’ve been a kissing coach

Kisses come and kisses go

But this I know for sure

The sweetest taste of the orifice

Is never wont to lure

Brush ye well and slosh about

That spicy, sweetening brew

Forget the tongue-The lips

Hold the kiss

Relax and I’ll kiss you!

The seduction is in

The artful kiss

Don Juan and Casanova

Knew it well

Another important part

Of kissing is

To never tell

So, take this lesson

In your stride,

This lady offers you

A helping lip

If you refuse to learn,

Then lover boy, you ain’t hip!

©Rainy Knight -Inspired by a bad kiss sometime in the 90s & Dorothy Parker’s smart- ass mouth.