A Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian are traveling
together by car. In the early evening they stop by the side of the road in a
remote area to refresh themselves.
The Texan pulls a bottle of Tequila from the back of his
car, polishes off most of the bottle, throws it up in the air, pulls out a
six-shooter and neatly shoots the bottle. The Californian, wide-eyed, asks,
“Why did you do that? There was still Tequila in the bottle.” The Texan
replies, “I’m from Texas
The Californian then goes to the car, pulls out a bottle of
Red Shiraz from Sonoma wine country, drinks most of the bottle, then throws the
bottle up in the air, pulls out his Glock semi-automatic & shoots the bottle,
neatly. The Texan asks, “Why did you do that? There was still wine in the
bottle.” The Californian replies, “I’m from California Shiraz
The Oregonian then goes to the car, pulls out a bottle of
Henry Weinhard’s Blue Boar Ale, polishes off most of it, throws the bottle in
the air, pulls out his 44 Magnum, shoots the Californian and neatly catches the
bottle. The Texan, horrified, asks, “Why did you do that?” The Oregonian
replies, “I’m from Oregon
Internet anonymous humor
This has been in my stash since long before I lived on the Oregon Washington border.
I used to think it was hilarious. Now that I've met many gentle Portlanders...I still think it's funny. Forgive, please.
Raintreepoet
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