Horrors! Was my first thought, as the Upholstery Lady opened
her van to reveal a most odd colored leather, covering my
beloved 20 year old camel-backed couch…
It appeared almost orange in the bright winter sun
Since the Upholstery Lady is a friend, I was quick to
conceal my dismay
We carried the 60 pound treasure up the stairs to my
second story apartment, stumbling only a couple times
under its awkwardness
The Upholstery Lady had thoughtfully sewn a couple of
square little pillows out of the atrocious orange brown leather
as a bonus because it was left over-Great! I thought, adding
insult, however unwittingly, to my already injured sensibilities
Surely this was not the color I chose, when she visited and
I wrote a check for the down payment- In college art classes
one of my strengths was my eye for color
Sharing my dismay with a another artist friend, she
queried, Could she have made a mistake?
Sadly, I believe she may have, but knew it was one she would
deny, considering the cost of materials and her time
I had no proof and the transaction was casual, albeit
costly
It isn’t the color that is disconcerting, so much as how it
glares its dominance in the room
This same Upholstery Lady covered my grandmother’s rocking chair in chocolate brown leather and it is plush & gorgeous
I’ll make this work, I decide, so I purchase two chocolate brown
pillows for each end of the peanut butter colored couch & throw a rich brown sheep skin over the back
Great! Now it looks like a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup!
Even low light cannot mute this couch’s glare
I know from training in Interior Design that a couch is
best in neutral tones, as it is a major purchase, however
with changes in drapes, pillows and paint, the room
can be transformed, but
not so much if the couch is a glaring monster!
Now, to make myself feel better, I say I’ll reupholster it
in ten years-even though it’s leather that I thought would
last beyond my life time
Practical, I need to get some use out of it before I spend
another small fortune getting it covered again, then I muse:
Cobalt blue pillows will give it a whole new look
next year…
I am coping, don’t you see?
The upside is: it is very comfortable- Why just yesterday
I fell asleep on it in the afternoon-right after a martini
And I forgot to mention the reason I bothered to keep it
at all is that it folds out into a very comfortable guest bed
So, I guess I can forgive this unfortunate turn of events and
Ten years from now when I order leather to re-upholster it,
I’ll request to approve the color before the deed is done!
Lesson learned sitting on my giant Reese’s Peanut Butter
Cup couch looking out at the world-oh my!
January 2012- Use your imagination. Cannot show it or I may be sued. RMK